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Keep
Your Outdoor Adventures Safe and Enjoyable!
Murphy's Laws of the Outdoors
A bit of
outdoors levity
- Rain happens.
- Waterproof clothing - isn't.
- Non-stick pans - aren't.
- Waterproof matches - aren't.
- One size fits all - doesn't.
- Anything bug-proof - isn't.
- The side of the tent that leaks will
be your side.
- The gear you left at home will be
needed.
- The distance remaining to a given
campsite remains constant as dusk
approaches.
- The volume of remaining insect
repellent is inversely proportional to
the number of mosquitoes.
- The noise an animal makes at night
grows as the size of the animal
decreases.
- The sun sets twice as fast as normal
when setting up camp. It sets another
50% faster if rain is eminent.
- Of a 25% chance of rain, 100% will
fall in your campsite.
- If
rain
is in the forecast and you decide to
stay home, the
weather will clear and the scenery
will be spectacular.
- The memory of misery approaches zero
as the memory of joy approaches
infinity.
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